THC Guacamole Snacks
Now is that wonderful time of year when the majority of weeknights and weekends are spent watching professional sports. There’s just something super American about kicking back with some friends and watching the game. It is a whole event, too. It’s not just a bunch of folks sitting around a boob tube, ranting and raving every so often.Okay, so for some, that’s exactly what it is. But it can be so much more than that.These like-minded sports fans discuss and capitulate about one team or player for hours on end, but in doing so, they develop a mighty strong appetite. Especially, since they are likely imbibing in
some libations of some kind, as well. When that hunger hits, there’s all sorts of culinary options one could employ to fill that athletic-loving tummy of yours. No snacks are more appropriate for a gameday than a hearty helping of guacamole.Guac is a staple for each and every sport gathering, and it has been that way for decades. This striking, vibrant green concoction has been known to stoke “Mms” and “Yums” out of even the most stoic of sports fan. I mean, when you think about it, it’s damn near impossible to take a chip’s worth of guacamole without a smile on your face. Many would say that guacamole is perfect, and I would tend to agree with these people. However, what if I told you that I knew of a way to take this undefeated snack to the next level with the addition of some cannabis?Pretty dang cool, right?Well, fellow fans, that is precisely what I am here to do. With this insanely easy THC Guacamole recipe, you will be the MVP of your next game-related gathering - I promise. Typically, with my recipes, you’ll need some cannabis-infused butter, but for this one, you’ll need some cannabis-infused oil. And I’m not talking about tincture. I’m talking about some olive oil that is enriched with the powers of THC. While that may seem like an impossibility, I’m here to prove you wrong. Also, going into your cannabis-infused oil making endeavor, you’ll need to be sure to have a good amount of cannabis. By “good amount” I mean anywhere in the realm of a half to a full-on ounce. Not only will you want your cannabis-infused oil to be potent, but you’ll also need some actual flowers to add to this avocado piece of excellence later on, but I’ll get more in-depth on that in a second.For now, let’s just get that cannabis-infused oil ready for the recipe. Trust me, this couldn’t be an easier process. In order to make this “THC dream” a reality, you’ll need a little over a half ounce of cannabis and some standard olive oil. Also, be sure to have an empty bottle and some cheesecloth at the ready, as well. Taking your predetermined amount of cannabis, place it on a baking sheet, and put it into a preheated oven at 240°. This low level of heat will help gently activate the psychoactive elements of your bud without burning it. This process is called “decarboxylation.” Once that is done, combine it with your non-medicated oil. Then, taking that entire mixture, strain it into a different bottle for storage through the cheesecloth. The cheesecloth will catch any chunky floral remnants from entering your final concoction. Place that bottle in a cool, dark place for safekeeping or, in this case, get ready to use it. Congratulations, you just made some cannabis-infused olive oil.Now, who’s ready for some THC Guacamole? I know I am!
some libations of some kind, as well. When that hunger hits, there’s all sorts of culinary options one could employ to fill that athletic-loving tummy of yours. No snacks are more appropriate for a gameday than a hearty helping of guacamole.Guac is a staple for each and every sport gathering, and it has been that way for decades. This striking, vibrant green concoction has been known to stoke “Mms” and “Yums” out of even the most stoic of sports fan. I mean, when you think about it, it’s damn near impossible to take a chip’s worth of guacamole without a smile on your face. Many would say that guacamole is perfect, and I would tend to agree with these people. However, what if I told you that I knew of a way to take this undefeated snack to the next level with the addition of some cannabis?Pretty dang cool, right?Well, fellow fans, that is precisely what I am here to do. With this insanely easy THC Guacamole recipe, you will be the MVP of your next game-related gathering - I promise. Typically, with my recipes, you’ll need some cannabis-infused butter, but for this one, you’ll need some cannabis-infused oil. And I’m not talking about tincture. I’m talking about some olive oil that is enriched with the powers of THC. While that may seem like an impossibility, I’m here to prove you wrong. Also, going into your cannabis-infused oil making endeavor, you’ll need to be sure to have a good amount of cannabis. By “good amount” I mean anywhere in the realm of a half to a full-on ounce. Not only will you want your cannabis-infused oil to be potent, but you’ll also need some actual flowers to add to this avocado piece of excellence later on, but I’ll get more in-depth on that in a second.For now, let’s just get that cannabis-infused oil ready for the recipe. Trust me, this couldn’t be an easier process. In order to make this “THC dream” a reality, you’ll need a little over a half ounce of cannabis and some standard olive oil. Also, be sure to have an empty bottle and some cheesecloth at the ready, as well. Taking your predetermined amount of cannabis, place it on a baking sheet, and put it into a preheated oven at 240°. This low level of heat will help gently activate the psychoactive elements of your bud without burning it. This process is called “decarboxylation.” Once that is done, combine it with your non-medicated oil. Then, taking that entire mixture, strain it into a different bottle for storage through the cheesecloth. The cheesecloth will catch any chunky floral remnants from entering your final concoction. Place that bottle in a cool, dark place for safekeeping or, in this case, get ready to use it. Congratulations, you just made some cannabis-infused olive oil.Now, who’s ready for some THC Guacamole? I know I am!
Servings: 1
Calories: 220kcal
Equipment
- Large mixing bowl
Ingredients
- 3 Tablespoons of Fresh Cilantro Chopped
- 3 Avocados Pitted, Peeled, and Mashed
- 1 Lime Juiced
- 1 Pinch of Cayenne Pepper Ground
- 1 Teaspoon of Garlic Minced
- 2 Roma Tomatoes Diced
- ½ Cup of Onion Diced
- 1 Teaspoon of Salt
- 1 Teaspoon of Cannabis Oil
- 2 Grams of Cannabis Flower Dry, Ground, and Decarboxylated
Instructions
- First off, grab an appropriately sized bowl to mix things in. You don’t need to go crazy with a super large pot or anything, just something that you feel would suffice given the amount of ingredients. In my personal experience, I find that utilizing the real estate of a medium-sized bowl tends to do the trick, but I suppose it’s really up to you.
- In whatever bowl you choose to go with, mash those avocados. And I mean, mash ‘em. Some people prefer a more chunky, robust guacamole, which is fine. Hey, to each their own, and whatnot. But for me, I go for the more smooth consistency. I just feel like it's easier to dip and enjoy, but again, this really all comes down to how you want your final product to look. Remember, there are no wrong answers when we’re talking guac.
- Once you feel like those avocados are mashed to your preferred consistency, take your lime juice, salt, and cannabis oil - and toss them into the mix. Keep that mashing motion going, as you’ll want to adequately incorporate all these amazing flavors in with that potent oil.
- Then, a few seconds after that, you can start to mix in your cilantro, onion, garlic, tomatoes, and decarboxylated cannabis flower. But that’s not all. Don’t forget to stir in that game-changing cayenne pepper, as well. It may not seem like much at the time, but trust me, a little of that stuff goes a long way in this recipe.
- When all of that is complete, the only thing left for you to do is grab that bowl and head on over to the fridge.
- Place it in your refrigerator for at least an hour. This gives those ingredients ample time to intertwine themselves with one another in culinary bliss.
- Sure, you could also serve this up immediately, but wouldn’t it be better to get the most out of your guacamole? I mean, you just worked so hard on it, why fumble at the goal line, so to speak?
Notes
Whenever you choose to serve it, you can be proud that you just successfully created some truly incredible, delectable THC Guacamole.
This is by far the best way to toss yourself into the edible “Hall of Fame.” This THC Guacamole is always a hit with my buddies whenever they come over to watch a game. Not only is it a great way to snack, it is an excellent way to micro-dose some quality cannabis while watching your team play.
Also, when it's all said and done, this recipe took you no time at all to complete - on top of that, you are left with some new cannabis-infused oil that you can use for future recipes. Trust me, you will be using it. That is one bottle of oil that never stays in the pantry for too long.
So, the next time you are planning on having some people over, before the game, whip up a batch of this phenomenal THC Guacamole. That way, win or lose, you’ll at least have a tasty new high that you can enjoy for the rest of the day. That, in itself, is a “W” in our book.
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Nutrition
Calories: 220kcal