Contributor: Asia Mayfield
You’re broke.
But you want to get stoned.
Here’s the good news- weed is legal and you’re in Las Vegas! You have options. You are no longer forced to wrangle with an exasperated dealer for a $5 sack if you want to get stoned.
You Have $20
You may as well be King Midas. You’re almost too rich for this post. With a single $20 bill in your pocket, you can buy a gram or a preroll at most dispensaries. Even top-shelf buds are within your range.
What to Buy
Every dispensary in town
A gram, preroll, or small edible. Seriously, $20 will get you something at every dispensary in town.
At Top Notch
The Health Center, all their top-tier grams are $20, tax included (bring an exit bag to save $1).
You Have $10
Your position is still strong. You won’t be making it rain in the dispensary, but you have enough money to make the budtenders work a little bit. Let them tell you what’s on the menu. Competition is forcing dispensaries to offer constant deals. They’re eagerly going after tourist money.
What to Buy
Reef Dispensaries
1 flower gram S’Morez by Tryke ($9). If you want to get blazed, the easiest way to do it is to spark up some flower. S’Morez doesn’t taste much like the campfire treat, but it doesn’t have to. The buds are stuffed with something better than sugar- THC.
1-gram Mimosa by Tryke preroll ($8.50). Tryke prerolls are fat. Smoke it with someone else or tear it open and smoke a few bowls. The weed will last longer.
1-gram Sundae Driver by Tryke preroll ($6.25). This preroll is so cheap you’ll think they made a mistake at first. Sundae Driver is a solid strain.
Blackjack Collective
1 flower gram Cherry Diesel by Altus ($8). This strain has a low amount of THC, perfect for days when you need relief, but still want to be functional.
You Have $5
Okay, this is tough. Nevada slaps a hefty tax on all cannabis sales. Walking into a dispensary with less than $10 in your pocket takes courage.
But hey, you want to get stoned!
Ignore the flower menu. You can’t afford it, so why tempt yourself? Instead, focus your attention on edibles. You might be able to find an infused nibble for a couple of bucks.
What to Buy
Inyo Fine Cannabis
An Apricot & Coconut Bite by Grace Notes will set you back $5. You’ll get hit with 10 mg/g of THC.
Dark Chocolate Potato Chip by Grace Notes ($5). A single potato chip won’t do much to cure your munchies, but you’ll at least get a little buzzed.
Another one by Grace Notes. Peach Taffy ($5).
Reef Dispensaries
CBD Tea Stick by Oleo ($4). Okay, so you won’t get high drinking this tea, but it is loaded with CBD, which comes with its own benefits.
Local weed prices have been tumbling since legalization. Consumers have a ton of choices. You might be able to scrounge together enough money to get high just by digging between your couch cushions.
