Mother’s Milk (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid)

Fresh, fresh, fresh. This bud looks fresh, this bud tastes fresh, and this bud smells fresh. It is, quite possibly, the best looking, smelling, and tasting bud I have bought all year. I couldn’t help myself, I had to take pictures of this bud, myself, just to post on Instagram. It damn near went viral. It got me super stoned for hours, too. I felt privileged to puff on this one, and I strongly urge you ALL to grab some of this, if you’re lucky enough to see it on a menu somewhere. Ooowee!!!

Hey there! Just to get right to it – YES – this IS the strain for you! This deliciously dank strain isn’t overpowering with its effects, so you won’t experience any unwanted introspection or paranoia. Also, it is famously known to uplift the consumer, and motivate them to get their day started, all while delivering a manageable series of moderately sedative effects – ones that simply calm and quiet tense muscles, without sending the consumer off to sleep. There is no “couch lock” or unwanted over-thinking, just enjoyable vibes and motivating feelings that’ll enhance your mood, as you make your “To-Do” list a thing of the past.

I am an avid microdoser. I usually only purchase vape pens and cartridges for just such a reason, but I’m growing a little tired of the constant charging and re-filling, that I think I’m ready to make the switch back to flowers. But, I must admit, it’s been a while. Perhaps, too long. I’m not quite sure what I want anymore, and I don’t want to spend money on something that won’t give me the effects I need. Speaking of, it seems like this strain may work out for me, but I can’t really tell. Perhaps, you can help? I’m looking for a mellow strain that’ll perk me up enough to get stuff done, but won’t cause me to overthink too much. I also want to feel calm throughout my duties, but I don’t want to have to fight away sluggishness. Is this the bud for me?

Okay, so, to be fully honest, I wasn’t really understanding what to expect from this bud, given its truly “unique” name. But, I decided to give the benefit of the doubt, assuming it would give me a series of calming effects that would, essentially, revamp my mind and body to a more optimistic, energized place. And, I’m happy to report, that’s exactly what happened. I really, really enjoyed this bud, and I can’t wait to pick up more of it the next time I’m at the cannabis club.