Strain: Geranimals - Hybrid
Contributor: Asia Mayfield
Product price: $20
The Geranimals Infused pre-roll by MMG is a steal at $20. The THC percentage, 59%, is high enough to make even dedicated stoners salivate. Inside the pre-roll, you’ll find ground-up weed mixed with bits of golden crumble.
Thin, nut-brown paper is wrapped tightly against a puddle of greenish weed and golden specs of concentrate. There are no stems or seeds to be found. MMG might have used nugs or trim to create this pre-roll. It was expertly rolled, there are no poking bits sticking out, nor is there a sloppy crease to look at.
The aroma is difficult to place. The pre-roll smells like regular weed mixed with earthy mud. A softer, more delicate scent lingers underneath. No one is going to go out of their way to smell this bud. That being said, I’ve smelled a lot worse.
Okay. This is going to sound weird. But you know that foul, slightly sweet taste that lingers in your mouth after a long bout of vomiting? That’s what this weed tastes like. It’s INCREDIBLY off-putting. I don’t know if I picked up a bad batch, or if something else was wonky, but this did not taste normal. The flavor becomes easier to bear after the smoke slides out of your throat. Disgusting.
I have a soft spot for infused pre-rolls. They’re quick, dank, and ready to take you from sitting on your couch to spinning around the room in a dizzying high. You don’t have to smoke a lot before you feel it, either. If you’re human, you’re going to feel the THC coursing through your body almost immediately. It’s unavoidable; the sensation slams into you like a thick hit.
Do you like weed? Then you’ll probably like this pre-roll. It comes with a heavy smack of THC, however, so don’t light up unless you’re ready to get loopy. 59% THC is much, much higher than you would find with regular flower. If you have a lot of pain or stress, smoking a bit of Geranimals can hit the spot.
MMG’s line of infused pre-rolls doesn’t disappoint. Geranimals is mid-range. Not the best, not the worst. There are dumber ways to spend $20, that’s for sure. Pick up the Geranimals pre-roll before you head out partying. You can get messed up, without worrying about a hangover.
5347 S Decatur Blvd #100,
Las Vegas, NV 89118
Phone number: (702) 827-4979
Hours: Sunday - Wednesday 8 a.m. - 12 a.m.
Thursday - Saturday 8 a.m. - 1 a.m.
I’m becoming predictable.
Week after week, I’m making the same journey to The Dispensary, and I just can’t help myself.
Cheap prices, plus quality selection, will do that to you. The Dispensary is one of the few places in town where you can pick up a top-notch quarter for $49 every single day. This isn’t straggly, stem-studded weed that we’re talking about, either. The “bargain” flower at The Dispensary would be marketed as top-tier at other places, only with stingier prices.
Even if you’re not in the mood for a quarter, there are other deals to entice you. First-time customers can enjoy the same perks as locals here, and most of The Dispensary’s deals are available on the spot. You don’t need to rack up points, or show a special ID, to reap the many rewards at this place.
If you really want to enjoy yourself, spend at least $100. At that point, you’ll be able to spin a large prize wheel, and believe me, it’s exciting. The budtenders clap and cheer, customers turn and draw their eyes toward you, and you immediately feel like the center of attention.
You can win prizes like a free pre-roll, or $10 in “Dispensary Bucks.”
Most of The Dispensary’s offerings are decently priced, and the set-up is simple. After showing your ID to a security guard, you stand in line. There, you can gaze upon a number of different menus that they have affixed on their wall. In addition to that, there are printed menus that you can peruse at your leisure.
Your budtender acts as your cashier and product runner.
It’s nice only having to deal with one person. The budtenders are quick and attentive. If you have no idea what you want, they can help guide you in the right direction with a number of educated and experienced recommendations.