Purple Monkey Crumble

Strain: Purple Monkey Crumble - Hybrid

Producer: AMA

Contributor: Asia Mayfield

4.25
4.2/5
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pros

Appearance
Purple Monkey is a soft, buttery yellow 100%
Aroma
I can barely detect a scent 60%
Taste
It doesn’t taste like much 80%
Effect
My limbs loosened the moment the smoke hit my throat 100%

Product price: $22

I’m a little obsessed with AMA crumble. I think I’ve sampled 5 five different strains now. You almost don’t need flower if you have decent crumble. AMA’s version is particularly good because it’s so affordable. If you pay more than $25 for a half-gram you’re being ripped off. Purple Monkey Crumble contains 353mg of THC.

Appearance 5/5
Purple Monkey crumble doesn’t hold a lot of surprises. This is a good thing! I know exactly what I’m getting. Like most crumbles, Purple Monkey is a soft, buttery yellow. It looks like a glob of chewed gum, or a hunk of golden cheese. Despite the image its name conveys, crumble isn’t dry or brittle. It has the consistency of cream cheese.

Aroma 3/5
There’s not much going on with the aroma. I can barely detect a scent. This is true of most crumbles, but it’s still slightly disappointing. A rich, satisfying aroma is part of the cannabis experience. Without it, the smoke session is less satisfying. Still, there’s enough of a faint diesel aroma for me to throw Purple Monkey three stars.

Taste 4/5
It doesn’t taste like much. Crumble is often made from butane hash oil (BHO). This process is very effective at concentrating cannabinoids, but terpenes need to be handled with a gentler touch. They’re often destroyed by the time the BHO is complete. These aromatic oils are responsible for most of the flavor you perceive when you consume cannabis. If there are no terpenes present, you shouldn’t expect much flavor or aroma.

Effect 5/5
You don’t need to smoke a lot of crumble to feel the effect. My limbs loosened the moment the smoke hit my throat; I practically melted into my seat. If consuming large amounts of THC is unusual for you, I’d suggest not smoking this in a stressful environment. Cannabis paranoia is real my friends - trust me.

This one’s simple. Buy it.

Purple Monkey crumble is a good buy, no matter who you are. If you’re old enough to be allowed inside The Dispensary, and have an urge to experiment with cannabis, you’re probably going to enjoy Purple Monkey. Inexperienced users should start out with a small puff.


Purple Monkey Crumble by AMA is a good deal. It’s only $22 at The Dispensary for a half-gram. Which is an amount that can keep your head in the clouds for days, but that’s only if you stretch it out. Concentrates are transforming the cannabis world. The old, questionable gunk you used to buy from creepy dudes has been replaced by sophisticated, lab-created concentrates, such as this. 

Address:
5347 S Decatur Blvd #100,
Las Vegas, NV 89118
Phone number: (702) 827-4979
Hours: 8 a.m. - 12 a.m. Sunday through Wednesday. 8 a.m. - 1 a.m. Thursday through Saturday

People fall into two camps: those who love The Dispensary’s simple, quirky name, and those who hate it.

The joke writes itself.

“Hey, want to go to The Dispensary?”
“Sure, which one?”
“I just said...The Dispensary!”

Har, har. Once you get over the name, there’s a lot to like about The Dispensary. Their weed is affordable, high-quality, and diverse. Reading their menu takes you through a list of the most popular strains in the area. Vegas smokers aren’t fickle, mind you. Favorite strains stick around for a long time.

The real beauty of The Dispensary’s menu lies in its prices. In addition to low product values, you can take advantage of their deals. You don’t have to be a repeat customer to earn rewards. You do, however, need to spend a certain amount of money. There are two separate prize wheels, each one tied to a dollar amount. You can earn perks like free pre-rolls or grams.

There isn’t much to grab your attention with the outside of their building. In fact, it has the same bland, nondescript gloss that most Vegas strip malls have. The impression improves, however, when you’re inside. After you hand over your ID, you can line up in the main dispensary. No one was ahead of me this time, so I breezed to the front. Stacks of printed menus cover the display cases.

The budtender crew is awesome. They are all relaxed, friendly, and easy to engage.

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